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A dynamic, open source programming language with a focus on simplicity and productivity. It has an elegant syntax that is natural to read and easy to write.

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February 2021

Created a pull request in apache/apisix that received 1 comment

docs: fix control-api.md link

fixes #3507 What this PR does / why we need it: Fixes a link in the Markdown. Pre-submission checklist: Did you explain what problem does this PR…

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