This journal has gone proper friends-only.

I like to consider my life an open, if fairly dull, book, but certain things don't wash well when you're pushing for minor fame and I'm sure my future showbiz career will have enough moments of tragic clulessness for The Internets As A Whole to mock without providing them with further ammunition via my dark and mysterious past, a tragic placed full of nervous breakdowns, illiterate emo whinings and Harry Potter fancy dress.

Comment and I may add you :)

As there are naught but MERE MOMENTS left of 2010, I felt I should share my present, tentative resolutions for next year.

I'm currently toying with the idea of Exercise (new job, has an Arrangement with the local gym), and think my resolution in this area will be Lose Sufficient Weight That I Can Fit Comfortably In To An American Apparel Leotard And Feel Good About Myself.

This is mainly a set-up for the next resolution, which will be Buy An American Apparel Leotard And Some Excellent Tights And Construct A Superhero Costume And Wear It In Public While Carrying Out Perfectly Normal Activities.


I move to Ealing on Sunday, I am currently slightly scared. Address post to follow.

I was hoping for a marvellous unbroken run of six months without posting, but this is Important.

Anyone want a Christmas card?