Teachers Have Wild Sides

Gage Townsend overheard his teacher talking to another teacher...

Teacher 1: Why did you get that tattoo?
Teacher 2: Because these snakes represent my favorite position...the 69 position



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Overheard Mash Up: Do the hamster dance?

Since I will be flying off into paradise this morning, I will include a fresh batch of funny and ridiculous submissions!



Danielle, from Los Angeles California, overheard a friend talk about how while he was driving on the freeway, a truck driver threw a live hamster at his windshield. When he drove up closer to the truck driver he asked "Was that a live hamster!?" and the driver answered "I would be a pussy if it wasn't"

Jewel, from the USA, overheard two guys talking while riding on bicycles. They were discussing how homeless people put out signs that say things like "Jesus saves" and then ask for money.
"It is like they are pimping Jesus for a living!"


Kelsy's friend, from the USA, overheard two guys bickering over how to pronounce Juicy Fruit Gum. (pronounced as typed)
Person 1: Juicee Fru-itee Goom
Person 2: No, no, no. It's Juicy Fruitee Goom
[bicker for a few minutes]
Person 1: [SLOWLY] Juicy Fruit
Kelsy's friend: [to herself] yes!
Person 2: Goom
Kelsy's friend: [to herself] gahhh!


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Ignorance Is Truly Bliss...Or Is It?

Mark Alshak, of Los Angeles, California, overheard a white guy saying this when he heard two Asian guys speaking Chinese.

"Can't they have some consideracy and speak American?"

Apparently 'American' is now a language. And 'Consideracy' is now a word in it! Oh how ignorance is not always bliss...

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And You Thought Your Parents Were Nuts...

Parent #1 (Mom): Babe, I really think it's time we mixed things up, you know. To be honest, I'm getting bored with our sex.
Parent #2 (Dad): Oh k? What do you have in mind?
Parent #1 (Mom): I always wanted to role play. Or role reversal?
Parent #2 (Dad): Sure. Just don't tell any of our friends that I don't mind you using a strap on...

Anonymous overheard his/her parents saying these exact words...and I thought my Dad deciding to add pink, turquoise and bedazzle to his wardrobe was insane.


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'Clinton Brings Two Asians Home'

So, I overheard that Clinton brought two Asians home.

Associated Press:

SEOUL, South Korea - Former President Bill Clinton brought two freed U.S. journalists out of North Korea early Wednesday following rare talks with reclusive leader Kim Jong Il, who pardoned the women sentenced to hard labor for entering the country illegally.

At first, the headline was 'Clinton Brings Two Asians Home'. Shortly after, they changed the headline...

I honestly thought that we were about to witness another Clinton scandal unfold or AT LEAST a really shitty porn with an outdated politician...

As Perez Hilton says, "You are only as famous as your latest scandal."

I wouldn't be surprised if he did bring them home though. The Clinton's could use a little spicing up to their sex lives.

What Was He Thinking?

So I overheard some idiot decided to ride roof of his friend's car. Now he's dead.

No comment.

HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. (CBS) ―

A 17-year-old Huntington Beach boy died after falling from the roof of his car Saturday.

The accident happened about 9 p.m. Friday near Brannen Drive and Wildrose Lane, Huntington Beach police said.

Christopher Hernandez II was apparently riding the roof of his 2006 Nissan Altima, which was being driven by a friend, another 17-year-old boy.

When the driver tried to make a right turn onto Wildrose, Hernandez fell onto the road, suffering major head and abdomen injuries.

He was taken to UCI Medical Center in critical condition and died Saturday.

No one was cited in the accident.

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I Did Not Just Hear That

Dad: Would you like something to eat?
Step-mom: Sure. Chicken strips please, with Barbecue Sauce.
Dad: If I put Barbecue Sauce on my tutah, would you give me more lolly pop?
Step-mom: Hmm. That's a tempting offer...but I may bite ;-)

KEY:
Lolly pop = blow job.
Tutah = penis.

I rather not get into the rest of the conversation. The fact that I had to hear it in its entirety is bad enough.

Did they really just have that conversation. I can't believe I overheard that.