Shouts & Murmurs
New LinkedIn Features (to Make You Feel Bad About Your Career Decisions)
With this new feature, you can swap places with someone younger and more successful than you, like your cousin who’s disrupting the cereal industry.
By Johnathan Appel and JiJi Lee
Shouts & Murmurs
Hello, I’d Like to Network at You
I’d love to pick your brain. Like, just jump in there and do some minor surgery to see where your ideas come from.
By Johnathan Appel and Lillian Stone
Shouts & Murmurs
Actual Reasons I’d Like to Add You to My Professional Network on LinkedIn
By Sam Corbin
Shouts & Murmurs
Congratulate That Guy You Hooked Up with in College on His LinkedIn Work Anniversary
By Ali Elkin
Shouts & Murmurs
People Are Looking at Your LinkedIn Profile and They’re Laughing at You
By Colin Stokes
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Struggling to Fill No. 2 Post, Al Qaeda Resorts to LinkedIn
By Andy Borowitz