This reminds of working on my To Do list

House is a good series. Watch it. I recommend it. 

Save the games

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting

and a third guy comes along,

then a fourth and

they start arguing

about who's right.



You are in Kolkata






Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and

a third guy comes along,

sees them and walks on.


That's "Amchi Mumbai"...

busy place dude...






Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting

and a third guy comes along

& tries to make peace...
The first two get together

& beat him up.


That's Delhi






Scenario 4


Two guys are fighting.

A crowd gathers to watch.

A guy comes along and
quietly opens a chai-stall


That's Ahmedabad .






Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting

and a third guy comes.

He Writes a software program

to stop the fight....

But the fight doesn't stop

b'cos of a bug in the program.


That's Bangalore .






Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting.

A crowd gathers to watch.

A Guy comes along

and quietly says

that "AMMA" Doesn't Like

all this nonsense.

Peace comes in.


That's Chennai.






Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting..

Both of them take time out

and call their friends on
their mobiles.

Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB !!!






Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting.

Third guy comes along with A carton of beer.

All sit together drinking beer

and abusing each other

and all go home as friends.


You are in Goa .






And the best one is here…………





Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting.

Third guy comes from nearby house.

And says"aamchya gharasamor bhandu naka, 

dusarikade jaun bhanda"

( dont fight in front of my place,

go somewhere else and keep fighting)".

That's Pune for sure

Friendship is not about “I m sorry “
its about “abbe  teri  galti hai “ 

Friendship is not about “I m there for u  “
its about “kahan marr gaya saale  “ 

Friendship is not about “I understand “
its about “sab teri wajah se hua manhus“ 

Friendship is not about “I care for u  “
its about “kamino tumhe chhod ke kahan jaunga “ 

Friendship is not about “I m happy for ur success “
its about “chal party de saale“ 

Friendship is not about “I love that girl“
its about “saalo izzat se dekho, tumhari bhabhi hain “ 
 
Aab dekh kya rahe ho,
comment kar “Kanjoos” 

Here are some photos taken by Pratik (my brother-in-law) while he was in India last year. Really good observations.

No Entry

Your Choice

Sleeping

SandWITCH

Pure Veg

Pure Vage

No Parking Zone

New Media Ad

Moochwali

No Money No Honey

Ladies

Kulfi

Kissa Kursi Ka: The Missing Chair

Hindi or English or Marathi

Hilton

Straight Forward

Gents

Danger

Cow Traffic

Come on Joe

Pratik in New York.

More photos by Pratik at http://picasaweb.google.com/mailpratik

God created the donkey

And said to him. 
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset 
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, 
you will have no intelligence and you will live  50 years."

The donkey answered: 
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years"
God granted his wish. 
.............................................................................................

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God created the dog

and said to him: 
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend. 
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.
You will be a dog. "

The dog answered: 
"Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years. 
" God granted his wish. 
.............................................................................................

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
God created the monkey

and said to him: 
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. 
You will be amusing and you will live

20 years. "

The monkey answered: 
"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years." 
God granted his wish. 
.............................................................................................

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally God created man ... 

and said to him: 
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth. 
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.. 
You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."

Man responded: 
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only

20 years is very little, 
give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, 
the 15 years that the dog did not want and 
the 10 years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish 
............................................................................................

And since then, man lives

20 years as a man ,

marries and spends

30 years like a donkey, 
working and carrying all the burdens on his back. 

Then when his children are grown, 
he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house 
and eating whatever is given to him, 

so that when he is old, 
he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey, 
going from house to house and from one son or 
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life.

Is'nt it ??????????

If a barber makes a mistake, It's a NEW STYLE If a driver makes a mistake, It is a NEW PATH If a engineer makes a mistake, It is a NEW VENTURE If parents makes a mistake, It is a NEW GENERATION If a politician makes a mistake, It is a NEW LAW If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a NEW INVENTION If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a NEW FASHION If a teacher makes a mistake , It is a NEW THEORY If our boss makes a mistake, It is a NEW IDEA If an employee makes a mistake, It is a MISTAKE ONLY

Mercedes Benz FULLY BUILT IN WHITE GOLD Body (Abu Dhabi registration)

This is why petrol is so expensive..

and the prices are still rising...