Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is Kuldip, tell us all…
He is all that can be and nothing that could never be:
To describe him would be discourteous, to him and to you as a reader, as it can never be done accurately. All that he is, is made of tedious work. The hair is, if noticed carefully, dyed and colored but naturally white, due to all the stress undertaken. The black eye bags denote the insomniac sleeping behavior in recent times. The lips move less compared to others as it expresses the thinking before saying anything. The broad shoulders and widened body frame illustrates him as the descendant from Haryana of a Jat family. Feet firmly rooted in the grounds display the humble upbringing by parents and a manner of respecting the elders. Big palms tell stories of giving more to the needy than of greed of wanting more.
"Perfectionist." Whoever knows him, vouches for the same. Every aspect of anything has already gone through his head before yours. Is known to get under stress and annoyed if things are not done as he would do them: perfectly.
"Businessman." Almost never has lunch on a normal time. There is no moment that he's not thinking about the markets, buying and/or selling steel. Did a favor to the others by not entering the corporate world.
"Photographer." Each pixel needs to be there for a reason. After having clicked more than 40000 digital pictures, he now shoots the world with his Nikon D80 Digital SLR camera.
"Blogger." Esperienza, allows to witness the world through his eyes. Could possibly become a module itself in a time-management course.
"Cook." Stories of his version of Maggie has travelled like wild fire around the world; a specialist in cooking chicken, and also has a chicken dish named after himself, the kuldip chicken. Expertise includes Thai & Italian cuisine.
"Good listener." Was never known as someone who talks too much, but has a knack of listening to other people, unfortunately, his memory doesn't always serve him right. As a result has some very talkative friends.
"Movie buff." There are very few weekends which are spent without watching at least one or two movies. Comedy, thriller, drama, romantic, anything, as long as it keeps him entertained and seated in one place for around 2 hours.
"Mr. Photoshop." The software was created for him to master. He can turn any image to his own creation with some time with Photoshop. He made a habit of gifting photos of his work and there's nothing else that can be that customized for anyone. Don't forget to get yours.
"Mr.Glove-Hands (Cricket Fielding)." He has broken batsmen's glasses with his googlies; he has tainted bowling figures of the best bowlers in the Webster Sixers; but he was never selected in a team for either of the qualities. He was taken for the ability to be able to hold on to catches. And it's a very simple procedure: see a ball flying, just put up the hand, and close the grip, that's it, done.
"Fast learner." To be able to study for exams with only a hour left, would be hara-kiri for most, but that was the manner in which the Bachelor's degree in Business Administration from Webster University was acquired.
"Webmaster." The 'web' bug hit him at a young age, made a gang called "Spaceboyz" for designing web pages, etc. Took the hobby further to start up iPixel Studios and later designed the WUT's presence on the web, currently mastering the 'esperienza' blog.
"Traveler." Has traveled to more cities in Thailand than a resident in the country for over 20 years. The digital camera has never rested in any of these trips and doesn't expect to get any in the future trips.
"Creative." His tendency to get bored in a spilt of a second has heightened a hormone called creativity to double up in his blood levels and as a result is illustrated through his photography, designing, blogging, etc.
"Treasurer." Put him in a room filled with money, and he will make it talk. Having mantled the responsibility for handling the greens for Webster Thailand Student Council, he decided to do the same with his business.
"Helpful." Although no enemies are known, nonetheless, even his enemies would vow of this quality and ability of his. Where many think of their self-interest, the thought of the common good comes first to him.
"Trustworthy." Another quality that sets him apart from the crowd, if he's given his word, you wouldn't need anything else.
"Dynamic." Hardly a man to get bored with; if you want to learn multi-tasking the recommended dosage of one hour with him would be more than enough.
"Marketing guy." The persuasion skills taught by a certain professor are instilled so deep, that he can sell anything and everything under the sun. Well, for starters, he makes good money selling steel. His work can be visited here.
"Prankster." This is the meaning of 'fun' in his dictionary. A manner in which to de-stress, who needs the Osho Ashrams?
"Chicken lover." Any place with good chicken: be it a restaurant, friend's kitchen or even a dhaba which boosts of any well prepared chicken dish, he can be found.
"Good soul." There could never be any accurate or any other means of measurement for the soul. As a very famous Indian poet and saint has penned: "...Jab paida hue toh jag hansa hum roye; aisi karni kar chalo, hum hanse jag roye..."
If I tell you more, then you will be in awe, and that would be a mistake.
As told by the mirror on the wall.
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Perfectionist. Businessman. Production Manager. Photographer. Blogger. Cook. Good listener. Movie buff. Psychedelic music lover. Jugado. Mr. Photoshop. Mr.Glove-Hands (Cricket Fielding). Athletic. Organizer. Fast learner. Webmaster. Traveler. Creative. Treasurer. Helpful. Trustworthy. Dynamic. Marketing guy. Prankster. Chicken lover. Good soul. Great Human Being. Rarest.
What more could someone possibly want in one single person? Talk about multitasking.
This creature once lived in a movie-rental store-cum-restaurant-cum-
Now here is one guy whom you run to for a solution to for the following things: something wrong in the computer/laptop? Want go to on a photo trip? Want to plan an event/trip? Want to play cricket/badminton/table tennis/pool table/swim? Want to make a PowerPoint presentation/Photoshop/
When in Webster University Thailand, few years back, all these were answered in a certain Room # 595. The resident of which was responsible for various memorable moments in many people’s lives. The list would be endless, so no real point in putting it up. But hopefully by now you know who I’m talking about. (Else, I’d doubt you would read so far.)
You’d be running faster to him if you want to play a prank (or as is often told “mess up the brains of ___). He is the king of pranks. Hopefully, you’re not his next target.
Warning (for women): Don’t worry if he suddenly changes your gender from female to male in any of his conversations, in any languages such as Hindi, English, Bengali (the little that he can speak; no more comments please) or any other languages that he claims to speak in; he blames it on the English education he got in his school, but there are other theories that are currently in being processed in this matter and which shall be disclosed when the right time comes.
And as someone has quite aptly coined a name – he is truly adwitya (Dwitya means second and Aditywa means for whom there is no second, therefore is UNIQUE.)
For further details, please contact Veeni Patel at [email protected].
So here I am, finally able to write a testimonial in front of the whole world (on orkut) for Veeni. Hmm what to say about Miss Veeniben Ganpatbhai Patel (apart from the fact that she has a really really long name)?? Talking about names… let me share with all that Veeni is also known as Duffus and Dumbo (these names have nothing to do with Veeni's intellect. ;-) Samajdhar k liye ishara hi kaafi hai.)
Now that we have cleared the misconception about Veeni, let me tell what she actually is. Hmm… well she's currently pursuing a MBA degree, so why not do a Personal SWOT Analysis of Veeni??
Personal SWOT Analysis of VP by KG:
S – Strengths: She is a loving, caring and giving person. Her reading and writing skills are her important strengths. She is mad about Cricket. She follows Indian Politics.
W – Weaknesses: She asks Billions of irrelevant questions. She is Lazy. She is not a perfectionist. She does not abide by deadlines or goals.
O – Opportunities: She is a positive person. She is currently pursuing MBA, so she has a good opportunity to work in the future (earn money for me.) She is a hard worker.
T – Threats: She is short tempered. She is a bad cook. She cannot drive a car properly.
Whatever crap (truth) I have mentioned above is all irrelevant, because all that matters at the end of the day is that I, KULDIP, LOVE VEENI and SHE LOVES ME (i guess). Can't wait to get married to her and spend the rest of my life with her. (As if I have a choice, what else I can do, Im already engaged to her. Haha.)
I Love You, Veeni.
Kuldip.
PS: The above testimonial is published on Veeni’s Profile on Orkut.
Here is the testimonial my sister dolly wrote for me."hey brother
i am really lucky to have a brother like u... i wish god that everyone gets a bro like u...
i really miss those days of ours when we were young.. remember u cried a lot when mom n dad decided that i will be studing in hostel.. U are one person on earth whom i can trust blindly,, always ready to help.. no matter what the problem is u r always their...
i wish humare bachpan ke din wapis aa jaye... how we use to celebrate birthdays,, christmass, holi n diwali...
I wish u all the very best in life... May u get whatever u aspire for...
love You
Yours Sis "Dolly" (dolca)"
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Here is a testimonial my dear friend Mini wrote for me."kuldip is actuly KOOLDIP...
dis guy is realy frndly,funluvin,ful of life,wid a wacky sense of humour...in short a gud compny 2 b wid,he's verryy enrgtc n actve...i hardly find him sayin not wel or mood nahi hai,he's alwyz ready wid sm or d othr mischief...big prank master,kuldip ko sab movie dekhni hoti hai...tats his fav time pas,he's a complte foodie...chicken his fav,yaaaak,usse pata chalne ki deri hai ki kisi fren ke ghar pe chicken bana hai,n in no time he wil b rite there,he has got passion 4 phtogrphy...he thinks ki usse acchi pics koi nahi click kar sakta,kuldip keeps on remindin tat he's a jat...yaar mujhe pata hai,acordin 2 him sari ladkiyan thodi pagal hoti hai...bt actuly its tat u guyz r half mad,n sabse imp baat is i noe his bigest secret...so mr. jat keep on treatin me,othrws as u say i talk a lot,jokes apart,kuldip is humble,warm n a lovin fren alwys a phone cal away wid no ego n atitude probs,so stay as it is,wsh u get watevr u want in life, n dis goes wid out sayin tat m alwyz by ur side..."
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Here is the testimonial my friend Arun Agarwal wrote for me:"Beware all u gals n guys..he is a very sharp shooter..more to that he is a real stud n fun to hang out wid..boss i love ur ferrari sports car."
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Here is the testimonial my friend Amit Dugar wrote for me:"the khan bhai of our grp in school....a computer genius...a part of the whiz trio in school----yogesh, vivek and this guy.....a gentle natured person.....a cool person also.....as far as i know this man has a penchant for photography also.....
is multi talented....
way to go dear."
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Here is the testimonial my friend Sharad Agarwal wrote for me:"kuldip aka kuldip...well no name that i could think about...the only thing that strikes me when i think abt him is his energetic and lively behaviour which very few possess...i do...everyone knows that...
he is really a hard working chap...and does his work with utmost care and diligence....
total freak abt gadgets and electronic stuff and half of the time we chat abt those stuff only...and ya we also share common liking for english movies...
i can trust him with my eyes closed... except... when he is behind me...ha ha ha...jus jokin
he is a true friend and brother to me
kuldip, vineet, arun and me have been together from school days and we really get along very well (koi nazar mat lagana, kala chashma pahen ke padhna)
we all love goin to movie every sunday and enjoy ourself."
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Here is the testimonial my friend Mohit Barmecha wrote for me:
"When he was born God gave him two things one is Ghoomne Phirne ka Schedule and other is Camera to click photographs where ever he goes."
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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is Kuldip, tell us all…
He is all that can be and nothing that could never be:
To describe him would be discourteous, to him and to you as a reader, as it can never be done accurately. All that he is, is made of tedious work. The hair is, if noticed carefully, dyed and colored but naturally white, due to all the stress undertaken. The black eye bags denote the insomniac sleeping behavior in recent times. The lips move less compared to others as it expresses the thinking before saying anything. The broad shoulders and widened body frame illustrates him as the descendant from Haryana of a Jat family. Feet firmly rooted in the grounds display the humble upbringing by parents and a manner of respecting the elders. Big palms tell stories of giving more to the needy than of greed of wanting more.
"Perfectionist." Whoever knows him, vouches for the same. Every aspect of anything has already gone through his head before yours. Is known to get under stress and annoyed if things are not done as he would do them: perfectly.
"Businessman." Almost never has lunch on a normal time. There is no moment that he's not thinking about the markets, buying and/or selling steel. Did a favor to the others by not entering the corporate world.
"Photographer." Each pixel needs to be there for a reason. After having clicked more than 40000 digital pictures, he now shoots the world with his Nikon D80 Digital SLR camera.
"Blogger." Esperienza, allows to witness the world through his eyes. Could possibly become a module itself in a time-management course.
"Cook." Stories of his version of Maggie has travelled like wild fire around the world; a specialist in cooking chicken, and also has a chicken dish named after himself, the kuldip chicken. Expertise includes Thai & Italian cuisine.
"Good listener." Was never known as someone who talks too much, but has a knack of listening to other people, unfortunately, his memory doesn't always serve him right. As a result has some very talkative friends.
"Movie buff." There are very few weekends which are spent without watching at least one or two movies. Comedy, thriller, drama, romantic, anything, as long as it keeps him entertained and seated in one place for around 2 hours.
"Mr. Photoshop." The software was created for him to master. He can turn any image to his own creation with some time with Photoshop. He made a habit of gifting photos of his work and there's nothing else that can be that customized for anyone. Don't forget to get yours.
"Mr.Glove-Hands (Cricket Fielding)." He has broken batsmen's glasses with his googlies; he has tainted bowling figures of the best bowlers in the Webster Sixers; but he was never selected in a team for either of the qualities. He was taken for the ability to be able to hold on to catches. And it's a very simple procedure: see a ball flying, just put up the hand, and close the grip, that's it, done.
"Fast learner." To be able to study for exams with only a hour left, would be hara-kiri for most, but that was the manner in which the Bachelor's degree in Business Administration from Webster University was acquired.
"Webmaster." The 'web' bug hit him at a young age, made a gang called "Spaceboyz" for designing web pages, etc. Took the hobby further to start up iPixel Studios and later designed the WUT's presence on the web, currently mastering the 'esperienza' blog.
"Traveler." Has traveled to more cities in Thailand than a resident in the country for over 20 years. The digital camera has never rested in any of these trips and doesn't expect to get any in the future trips.
"Creative." His tendency to get bored in a spilt of a second has heightened a hormone called creativity to double up in his blood levels and as a result is illustrated through his photography, designing, blogging, etc.
"Treasurer." Put him in a room filled with money, and he will make it talk. Having mantled the responsibility for handling the greens for Webster Thailand Student Council, he decided to do the same with his business.
"Helpful." Although no enemies are known, nonetheless, even his enemies would vow of this quality and ability of his. Where many think of their self-interest, the thought of the common good comes first to him.
"Trustworthy." Another quality that sets him apart from the crowd, if he's given his word, you wouldn't need anything else.
"Dynamic." Hardly a man to get bored with; if you want to learn multi-tasking the recommended dosage of one hour with him would be more than enough.
"Marketing guy." The persuasion skills taught by a certain professor are instilled so deep, that he can sell anything and everything under the sun. Well, for starters, he makes good money selling steel. His work can be visited here.
"Prankster." This is the meaning of 'fun' in his dictionary. A manner in which to de-stress, who needs the Osho Ashrams?
"Chicken lover." Any place with good chicken: be it a restaurant, friend's kitchen or even a dhaba which boosts of any well prepared chicken dish, he can be found.
"Good soul." There could never be any accurate or any other means of measurement for the soul. As a very famous Indian poet and saint has penned: "...Jab paida hue toh jag hansa hum roye; aisi karni kar chalo, hum hanse jag roye..."
If I tell you more, then you will be in awe, and that would be a mistake.
As told by the mirror on the wall.
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